Man ska nämligen skriva sånt som man aldrig skulle kunna höra i Buffy och Angel. Sånt som karaktärena aldrig skulle kunna säga till varandra! Du hittar på egna små konversationer och kan göra det till någon liten komedi eller något. Jag kan klistra in dem jag har gjort på femmans forum så får ni se några förslag!
Jag klistrar in dem i den ordningen jag skrivit dem i! Jag skriver även med mina komentarer jag skrivit efter dem, de snemarkerar jag!
Här är den första jag gjorde:
Angel: Buffy, I have to leave..
Buffy: What..?
Angel: Leave Sunnydale, all this, you..
Buffy: You don't wanna be with me?
Angel: No!
Buffy: Why?
Angel: Cuz' I gonna run away with Joyce. She's more my age and I'm into older women.
[Buffy not sure what he just said looks suprized and says]
Buffy: I can't belive your breakin' up with me??
Okej, kanske inte den bästa, men jag tycker den var okej för att vara första gången. Lite är ju ifrån serien, när Angel berättar att han ska sticka, men jag ändrade ltie på den. Låt oss säga att det var så han ville säga
Den andra:
Demon-Thingy: He almost said that it was human!
Glory: Well, little Ben. He's more usefull than he looks. Now my search is a little smaller, about some milliard things smaller.
Demon-Thingy: Happy to make you pleased my fantastic Glorificus.
Glory: Pleased? I'm not pleased before the Key is mine. I can't have a regular sleep before the Key is in mine hands. I've waited for more than two decades for this.
Demon-Thingy: Yes, off cource Goddess. We will start the search for the Key immediately!
Glort: Good, so what you're waiting for. Go find my human. Hope it's a guy, then I can maybe screw him before the ritual. God, I could die for a real laid.
Hehe, The Horny Glorificus..
Den tredje:
Wesley: Are coming with me to save Angel?
Cordy: Yeah, but don't you think you should take a bigger weapon than that knife, like an axe or something?
Wesley: No, why?
Cordy: Well, if I should tell you the truth, you're not very good in the fighting-thingy and you're not very manly.
Wesley: That's ridiculous! And in fact I'm very manly.
Cordy: Yeah sure, maybe in your world, but here, screaming like a woman isn't very manly.
Wesley: I never scream like a woman!
Cordy: Mouse!
Wesley: What?
[She's pointing at the floor and Wesley looks in the direction she's pionting at and he's seing a mouse running at the floor]
Wesley: AHHHIIHHH!
Cordy: Yeah, you're really not screaming like a woman! [She's looking at him ironic, you know "Cordy-face" and then she gets the biggest axe she could find and belive me, it's very big!]
Hehee, kanske inte den bästa men det kanske hade varit kul att se den scenen i serien.
Den Fjärde:
Xander: Anya..
Anya: Yes, what?
Xander: Ehh, it's just that, ehh...
Anya: Just spell it out!
Xander: Yeah, ehm, I ehhh..
Anya: Today should be good, I have to take care of my buitiful money!
Xander: Ok, here it goes! I want to get back together!
[Anya give him a slap in his face]
Anya: So now it's good when you want it! What about me? I've want you so long and I've been vary sad and you left me alone with the alter, and I've been dieing for sex and now it's too late!
Xander: What? Why?
Anya: Well, I've found another!
Xander: Who?
Anya: Ehh, Andrew. He's as odd as me and if I should tell you the truth, he's penis is bigger!
Hmm, inte min bästa men den får duga!
Den Femte:
Oz: Willow, I'm a warewolf!
Willow: What?
Oz: I was biten in my finger by my cousin and she's a warewolf so now I'm one too!
Willow: F*ck, does that mean you get more hairier when we having sex?
Hehee, inte den bästa direkt!
Den Sjätte:
Buffy: Dawn, mummy is dead!
Dawn: What?
Buffy: I came home and found her on the cauch.
Damn: You're kidding!
Buffy; No, it's true, she's dead! Ohh, Dawnie!
[Buffy takes Dawn in a big hug]
Dawn: Get off me.
Buffy: Dawn it's okay to cry!
Dawn: Well, you're joking!
Buffy: No, Dawn, she's dead!
Dawn: I can't understand.. That was on time, I almost thought she would survive! I'm finally free to do what I want. Thank god!
Buffy: Dawn!?
Dawn: Ohh, you're still here! So when do we get our legacy, I need money?
Ok, den blev nog inte så bra, ingen kommer nog bara "lol"! Men jag försökte få Dawn att bli "a bad girl" och bara bry sig om deras arv och inte bry sig om att Joyce har dött
Den Sjunde:
[Dru has return to Sunnydale again, to try to get Spike back, we can say that it's season 7]
Dru: Ever since we first came to Sunnidale, I've seen The Slayer in you!
Spike: Really, cool, how?
Dru: Because you've been a bad boy, always have to do the wrong things, always have. That's what I've been drawn to, your badness, I like bad-boys!
Spike: Well, you maybe saw her in me before but now it should be the opposite, cause I've been in her, litterly!
Dru: Uuuhhh, see I've said that you're a Bad-bad-bad-BOY!
Hmm, var den kul?
Den Åttonde:
Xander: Buffy, you have to save us!
Buffy: Yeah, I will find a way, just stand there, the demon can't reach you as long as you're there, so don't move.
Dawn: Buffy, we can't hold on so much longer!
Buffy: Just hold on, I will find a way!
Willow: And hurry, I don't really have the feeling to die today!
Anya: Not me eighter. Big-bad Demon, eat the redhairsh and the LITTLE girl and the the boring boy instead of me, I'm to much intressting to die. And you know what, I'm blond and I'm very smart for a blond person and they aren't blond, so they taste better!
Willow: Shut Up! And that's not your regular color!
Anya: Hush, he doesn't know that!
Xander: Okay stop it, this isn't really the best time and the best place to arguing!
Dawn: AHH! BUFFY HURRY!
Buffy: Yeah, but I don't know what to do. I have to get Giles!
Willow: Okay, but hurry!
[Buffy is running away to get Giles, he's in the magic shop, so she hurry to get there!]
Buffy: Giles!
Giles: Yeah, Buffy! What's the matter you look terrified!
Buffy: We have to hurry, Anya, Xander, Willow and Dawn are trapped and there's a demon, a big one!
Giles: Take it easy. We just have to think!
Buffy: Giles! There's no time! We have to hurry!
Giles: Okay, should we meditade?
Buffy: Giles, what's the matter with you?
Giles: What?
Buffy: We don't have time for that!
Giles: Okay, let's read a book then, you always have time to read!
Buffy: Okay, I always wanted to read Cinderella, do have that one?
[Buffy smiles a big happy smile and she looks so happy]
Giles: Sure, here you go!
[Buffy, takes the big fairy-tale book and smash it the hardest she can in Giles head, belive me it's really hard!]
Buffy: Ha, read your damn book now!
The End...!
Hehee, jag fick inte till slutet så jätte bra, men det får duga!
Den Nionde och sista jag hitills skrivit:
Buffy: Faith, you killed a man!
Faith: Wow, good Buffy and what color is the sun?
Buffy: Faith! Don't you get it, you killed a human, a living person, a man!
Faith: Ohh, so you sure it wasn't a woman then?
Buffy: Well, now when you're saying it, he lookes a little femenim!
Faith: Told you! So, want to kill something else?
Buffy: Sure, why not, we can try a masculin woman this time!
Faith: Now you're talking B!
Hehee, hur var den då?
Okej det var alla, har ni förstått vad det går ut på? Nu är det dags för er, skriv på!
Jag kommer självklart fortsätta skriva!
