You Know you watch too much Buffy when...
1. You still cry if you think Buffy is going to die (AGAIN!)
2. You carry around a stake, a cross and a bottle of Holy Water, just in case...
3. You sing along to the theme song (there aren't any words!)
4. You have long and almost philosophical conversations with your friends about how many times Buffy has actually died.
5. You know what season an episode is from just by watching the opening credits.
6. When reading the books, you find yourself kicking, punching and ducking along with the fight scenes in your mind.
7. You can find a way to work Buffy into any conversation.
8. You spend hours writing/reading/dreaming original fan fics.
9. You believe that when Buffy dies (again) you will finally get your calling to be the next slayer.
10. You understand what I mean when I say "You have but-face."
11. You think that Twinkies are the ultimate comfort food.
12. You hear a quote from the show and can name the episode it came from in 10 seconds or less.
13. You threaten people who have pale complexions with woodes sticks until they back off.
14. You have your own scooby gang, complete with a stuffy British Guy, a witch, a snob and a guy who is really good at getting doughnuts (ex demons, extra witches, vampires and werewolves are optional)
15. You legally change your middle name to Anne, adn then run away to be a waitress using Anne as your real name.
16. You own every episode ever made on tape AND DVD.
17. You use words ending with "-ey" whenever your descriptive vocalbulary fails you.
18. You only answer when you are callled Buffy.
19. You are convinced that your local mayor is evil.
20. You spend all of your free time in the library.
21. You start a petition to change your town's name to Sunnydale.
22. You don't think, but KNOW that there is Hellmouth under your town.
23. You learn Latin just so that you can understand what Willow is talking about...
24. Your wounds heal mysteriously quickly...
25. When sparring with your boyfriend, you accidentally kick him across the room. Oops...
26. You automatically think something is very wrong when everyone starts signing and dancing.
27. Bunnies scare you half to death.
28. You never invite strange people into your home.
29. You never tickle your cousins.
30. You buy a long black duster and swoop around in it like an overgrown bat.
31. You take great pride in your long blonde hair, until somone says they like it and you chop it all off.
32. You travel in sewers and tunels during the day.
33. You beat up snitches for information.
34. You are not surprised when you see a carbon copy of yourself, you just go and beat up a guy called Warren.
35. You think all nerds are up to something.
36. You call all female snobs "Cordettes."
37. You call guys named Adam "Hostile 314"
38. You thinmall sports coaches are evil.
39. You never eat band candy
40. You often hack into coroner's reports
41. Your boyfriend is a vampire with a soul.
42. You jump for joy and do a girly giggle whenever there is a new episode of Buffy on.
43. You have two freckles on your neck and you tell everyone that that was where you saved your vampire boyfriend by letting him eat you.
44. You think that the cheerleader statue in the trophy cabinet is posessed.
45. You have prophetic slayer dreams about upcoming episodes.
46. You write angry letters to Joss Whedon explaining just why characters would never act like That! Example: Buffy+Spike, Willow+Tara.
47. You try to get your boyfriend to start a band called "Dingoes ate my Baby."
48. You are conviced that your room mate is a demon.
49. You have deep and lenghty conversations about the true nature of Angel or Angelus.
50. You know Xander's middle name.
51. You're positive that your last principal was killed by heyenas and the transfer story is a coverup.
52. You think all puppets are posessed.
53. When faed with a decision of choosing a week of detention or being in the school talent show, you foolishly choose the talent show. DUH!
54. Whenever you see a Buffy actor on another show you scream with joy and call them by their character's name.
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