Jag såg om S2-avsnittet Stasis Leak och hade glömt bort att det innehåller så många klassiker. I urval:
I följande monolog är repliker från Lister och kaptenen borttagna:
RIMMER: Sir, I wish to place on record that Third Technician Lister, David, smuggled aboard the mining vessel Red Dwarf a consignment of a hallucinogenic fungi, "Titan Mushrooms," more popularly known to the space beatnik community as "Freaky Fungus." And on the morning of Febuary the 26th, at 0800 hours, did engage in conversation with second technician Rimmer, Arnold J. the outcome of which was a proposal by the aforementioned Lister to the aforementioned Rimmer to cook him breakfast. Breakfast comprised of two eggs, three rashers of bacon, a grilled tomato, two sausages, a small portion of fried potatoes... and a large quantity of mushrooms. Having consumed this repast, second technician Rimmer, Arnold J., experienced what can only be described as a voyage to trip-out city. To whit, a major hallucinogenic fit. The aforementioned Rimmer, to whit, me, then attended inspection parade. He was totally naked except for a pair of mock-leather driving gloves and some blue swimming goggles. Under the influence of this psychedelic breakfast, he went on to attack two senior officers, believing them to be giraffes who were armed and dangerous.
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Rimmer: Eight weeks PD! How come I get eight weeks and you get only two? What did I do to deserve that? What did I do?
Lister: You shouldn't have stuck your pencil up his nose.
Rimmer: It was the rubber end! Plus, the doctor will get it out in no time.
Lister: You ripped up and ate his wife's photograph.
Rimmer: I didn't know it was his wife. I thought it was a publicity shot for "Planet Of The Apes."
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RIMMER: Don't try and explain it, Lister. I don't know why I'm even surprised. Everyone always leaves me in the end. Girls, parents... I had a pet lemming once. I loved that little lemming. I built him a little wall so he could hurl himself over it. He didn't want for anything. I'll never forget one Christmas I put my finger in his cage to give him some mince pie. He bit me! He sunk his teeth right into my fingers and wouldn't let go. In the end I had to smash his brains out against the wall. That little lemming broke my heart... The little git completely ruined my helicopter wallpaper!
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RIMMER till annan Rimmer: No, look! I'm you from the future! I've come to warn you -- in 3 million years you'll be dead!
ANDRE RIMMER: Will I really?!
I love Red Dwarf!
Red Dwarf.