You plan to name your first child Joss, regardless of gender.
You find tweed sexy, in a fuddy-duddy way.
There's a chance your guitar-playing boyfriend is a werewolf.
The expression "bored now" sends shivers up your spine.
You've looked up the meanings of all the main characters' names, and
realize just how well they fit.
Bram Stoker's Dracula is a research tool, not just a book.
You have a hard time maintaining anything resembling a lasting relationship
because your last love was:
a) A vampire
b) No simple farmboy from Iowa
c) A homicidal robot
d) A werewolf
e) A vengeance demon
f) Killed by a loser wuss with lousy aim
g) A giant praying mantis
h) A long-dead Inca princess
When things go horribly wrong, you shrug and say, "Must be Tuesday."
The wallpaper, start-up and shutdown sounds, and screensaver on your
computer all consist of one (or more) characters from the show.
You have more than one action figure.
There's something appealing about an old, beat-up silver Citroen.
You know what "The Cordelia Chase Battering Ram Technique" is.
You hone your stake-throwing skills each night.
You don't whistle in a cemetery, for fear you'll give your presence away
and scare off your quarry.
You've chosen a variant of one of the main characters' names as your
"handle," email address or password.
After taking a bath, you stand in front of your mirror and practice saying,
"Because it's wrong."
Pictures of the stars are starting to outnumber those of your family.
You've written at least one fan fiction.
You haunt the local bookstore, waiting for the latest novel or guide to
come out.
You have a serious aversion to snakes and bunnies.
You love the smell of musty old books, but still find the Internet an
indispensable tool. (Although you're leery of anyone using the name
"Malcolm" who wishes to chat with you.)
You refer to your closest circle of friends as "Scoobies."
You've taken an interest in Tai Chi and medieval weaponry, especially
swords, battle-axes and crossbows.
One sure way to make an entrance is by using a chainsaw.
Dressing up for Halloween makes you a little nervous.
Principals, mayors and anyone named Ethan are not people to be trusted.
Cream's song "Tales of Brave Ulysses" has special meaning to you.
Finding a trail of roses leading to your bedroom is not as romantic as it
sounds.
Your next pet will be named Mutant Enemy.
"Grr, argh," is an expression you use frequently when frustrated.
While you love chocolate bars, you're cautious of any sold as high school
band fund-raisers.
There is some truth to the theory that your substitute teacher isn't quite
what they appear.
Being in the school talent show could make you lose your head. Literally.
You buy a stuffed toy cat because it looks exactly like Miss Kitty
Fantastico.
The terms "bloody hell," "bullocks" and "sod off" have found their way into
your vocabulary, as has the word "wiggins" and all its variations.
The Kingsmen's "Louie, Louie" makes you shudder every time you hear it.
Cheese makes an appearance in your dreams.
You're sure there's something not quite right about the cute new intern at
the local hospital.
You weren't kidding when you told your friends that your boyfriend had a
dark, wild side.
There is a magic gourd somewhere among your things.
Cheerleading is a hazardous extracurricular activity in your school.
The principal of your old school bore an uncanny resemblance to a certain
Star Trek alien.
Before off-handedly saying the words "I wish," you check to make sure the
person you're talking to isn't wearing a strange amulet.
The last time a "special" friend came to visit, both of you, and the whole
town, experienced an odd case of laryngitis.
Weetabix is one of the stranger things stocking your shelves.
"The eternal mystery that is your mind" came up with a list of ways to tell
if you're a fan of the show.
You can say, "From beneath you, it devours" in Spanish.
Your girlfriend has a tongue stud.
Looking up information on flesh-eating demons on the Internet is fun.
You've got a knack for making clever puns.
You know the dialectal difference between ancient Sumerian and Babylonian.
Sometimes those around you exhibit "insane troll logic."
At some point, you've actually considered commissioning a robot that
resembles someone you love.
You think Marti, Drew and David are three of the coolest names you've ever
heard.
You'll fly halfway around the world to go to a gathering.
You own the script book and soundtrack to "Once More, With Feeling," and
know all the songs and most of the dialogue by heart. (And will, while
singing along to the soundtrack, insert the appropriate lines of dialogue.)
Debating the virtues of your favorite character is an enjoyable pastime.
You belong to (And/or have started) one or more online groups related to
the show or specific character(s).
You currently have, or will get in the near future, a Buffy-related tattoo.
(Or, alternately, a Buffy-related vanity plate.)
Whenever you see a piece of broken wood, you immediately assess whether it
would make a decent stake.
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!" makes perfect sense to you.
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Ok...helt ärligt. Jag är vettskrämd.
Inte bara det att ett antal av dessa faktiskt stämmer in på mig,
utan kanske främst det att jag trots allt vet vad varenda en (eller iaf nästan) av dessa refererar till. Kanske tom kan nämna säsong, episod, titel, nummer, etc samt en genomgående förklaring till varje grej ovan.
Riktigt, riktigt läskigt.
Ok, de som helt ärligt stämmer:
* You start speaking with a cultured (or not so) British accent.
* You find tweed sexy, in a fuddy-duddy way.
* The expression "bored now" sends shivers up your spine.
* The wallpaper, start-up and shutdown sounds, and screensaver on your
computer all consist of one (or more) characters from the show. (i viss mån - några ljud)
* After taking a bath, you stand in front of your mirror and practice saying, "Because it's wrong." (har hänt)
* You love the smell of musty old books, but still find the Internet an
indispensable tool. (Although you're leery of anyone using the name
"Malcolm" who wishes to chat with you.)
* You've taken an interest in Tai Chi and medieval weaponry, especially
swords, battle-axes and crossbows. (nåja, inte Tai-Chi, och medeltida vapen har jag diggat innan Buffy iofs)
* Principals, mayors and anyone named Ethan are not people to be trusted.
* Cream's song "Tales of Brave Ulysses" has special meaning to you.
* Your next pet will be named Mutant Enemy. (hade iofs inte tänkt det innan)
* "Grr, argh," is an expression you use frequently when frustrated.
* The terms "bloody hell," "bullocks" and "sod off" have found their way into your vocabulary, as has the word "wiggins" and all its variations.
* "The eternal mystery that is your mind" came up with a list of ways to tell if you're a fan of the show.
* You can say, "From beneath you, it devours" in Spanish.
* Looking up information on flesh-eating demons on the Internet is fun.
* You own the script book and soundtrack to "Once More, With Feeling," and know all the songs and most of the dialogue by heart. (And will, while
singing along to the soundtrack, insert the appropriate lines of dialogue.)
(äger iofs inte script booken)
* Debating the virtues of your favorite character is an enjoyable pastime.
* You belong to (And/or have started) one or more online groups related to the show or specific character(s).
