Lite dåligt med aktivitet i den här tråden tycker jag. Det här är en fullständigt pervers femlista och jag skäms redan innan jag skrivit ner den. Förlåt. I will flog and punish. Snälla nån, posta något barntillåtet fort.
Topp fem fullständigt opåkallade skämt om... ja... hrm... alltså... nog för att serien handlar om att suga... blod alltså... men... hrm.
5. WILLOW: Ooo, Scott Hope at eleven o'clock. He likes you. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren't ready then. But I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you...
4. BUFFY: I make it through this and the next thing and the next thing and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m... or enjoy warm, delicious cookie-me, then that's fine.
3. WILLOW: So, uh, the burger was good? You liked it?
DAWN: Are you kidding? It was like a meat party in my mouth... Okay, now I'm just a kid, and even I know that came out wrong.
2. KENNEDY: OK. You, uh, better not hog the covers.
DAWN: Does she want to eat?
WILLOW: What?!?
1. BUFFY: I don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul. Besides, I don't even own a kimono.
ANGEL: Buffy, you don't have to worry about me.
BUFFY: Just don't like to rub your nose in it... Suddenly wondering where that expression comes from.
Diskade:
"OK, that's cheating." Lite för uppenbart, plus att det inte känns helt gripet ur luften med tanke på vad de just gjort.
"Oh. Pierced tongue." Ingen dubbeltydighet alls där.
"Right after the moon went down." Lite för vagt. Men Willows tröja i scenen efter får en hedersplats.
Jag har tänkt alldeles för mycket på det här. I'm a bad bad man. Flog flog flog flog.